alegbra:
alegbra:
alegbra:
IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO CHANGE YER FAET
WOODJER
i really need to stop going to design class on 2 hours of sleep or else this happens
i feel like this post is way funnier to me than it is to everyone else
mu5icliz:
ibethufflepuffsfindthebesturls:
I’m not even sorry.
Angelo speaks for all of us
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Period:
WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
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Period:
How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
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Period:
How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
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Period:
Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
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Period:
Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
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Period:
Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
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Period:
For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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Period:
Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
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Period:
You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
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Period:
Yell at a puppy.
radhauswife:
This is amazing.
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Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
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Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
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Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
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Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
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Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
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Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
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Tumblr:
Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
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Tumblr:
But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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Megan, 20, New York, Appreciator of Fine Books, Artist, Healer, Fairy God Mother, Actress, Passionate Lover, Close Friend, Musician. Born This Way~
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